Anarchy Health LLC
Nuke Your Nutrition ~ Platinum Intensive
The Ultimate VIP Experience for
Total Health Transformation
Your Complete Roadmap from "Forever Patient" to Health Sovereign
12-Week Intensive + 6 Months of Support to Transform Not Just Your Health, But Your Entire Relationship with Healthcare
This isn't group coaching with cookie-cutter solutions.
This is comprehensive healthcare intelligence that addresses not just WHAT you eat, but WHERE you live, HOW your community supports your health goals, & WHO in your family needs to be part of the transformation.
Ready to build the foundation for lifelong health sovereignty?
Ready to invest in a system that took years to develop & has been proven through real-world application?
This program gives you EVERYTHING I wish I had when I was struggling as a "forever patient" — the knowledge, tools, support, & community assessment that makes real transformation possible.
✨ WHAT'S INCLUDED IN YOUR PLATINUM EXPERIENCE:
PHASE 1: FOUNDATIONS & INTENSIVE PROTOCOL DESIGN (Weeks 1-12)
Initial 90-Minute Deep-Dive Intensive
($375 value)
Complete health history, symptom analysis, & goal-setting session to create your personalized roadmap
12 Weekly 1-on-1 Strategy Sessions (60 minutes each) ($3,000 value)
Private coaching calls to optimize your protocol, troubleshoot challenges, & celebrate victories
Unlimited Email/Text Access Throughout 12-Week Intensive
($2,500 value)
Direct line to Rachel for urgent questions, support during challenging moments, & real-time guidance
Custom Protocol Development
($1,500 value)
Personalized elimination & reintroduction sequence based on YOUR symptoms, history, genetics, & lifestyle
Weekly Meal Plans & Shopping Lists
($1,200 value)
Custom meal planning that evolves with your protocol, complete with shopping lists & prep guides
PHASE 2: PROFESSIONAL HEALTHCARE NAVIGATION
Provider Advocacy Support & Appointment Prep
($1,000 value)
Scripts, research packets, & strategy sessions to help you get proper testing & support from your medical team
Lab Review & Interpretation
($1,500 value)
Professional analysis of your lab work with recommendations for additional testing & optimization strategies
PHASE 3: ENVIRONMENT & COMMUNITY OPTIMIZATION
Private Party ~ Population Health & Community
Needs Assessment
($7,500 value)
The crown jewel of this program — Comprehensive analysis of how YOUR specific location, community resources, healthcare options, & social environment support or sabotage your health goals. This exclusive assessment is normally reserved for corporate clients.
Family Integration Planning
($1,000 value)
Strategic plan for getting your family on board, managing resistance, & creating household systems that support everyone's health
PHASE 4: EMERGENCY SUPPORT & LONG-TERM SUCCESS
Emergency Reset Protocols
($500 value)
What to do when you slip up, get sick, or face unexpected challenges — your 24-hour recovery plan
Monthly Check-In Sessions for 6 Months Post-Program ($1,500 value)
Six additional 1-on-1 sessions to ensure long-term success & continued optimization
6-Month Follow-Up Intensive & Graduation Package
($500 value)
Comprehensive review of your transformation, advanced protocols for continued growth, & certification as a Health Anarchist graduate
REAL TALK ABOUT TRANSFORMATION TIMELINES:
Health sovereignty isn't a 90-day destination — it's a lifelong journey that BEGINS with the right foundation.
In our 12-week intensive:
• You'll master the protocols that took me years to figure out
• You'll build the advocacy skills I had to learn the hard way
• You'll get the community assessment that no one else is offering
• You'll create sustainable systems for ongoing success
What happens AFTER 12 weeks depends on YOU—your consistency, your bio-individual responses, & your commitment to the process.
Some clients see dramatic improvements within weeks. Others need months of patient implementation. ALL successful clients get the tools & support they need for their unique journey.
FROM MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE:
"It took me nearly 6 months of dedicated carnivore eating to reverse my chronic conditions. But imagine if I'd had a guide who had already been there, who knew the pitfalls, who could help me optimize faster. That's what this program gives you—my years of trial & error condensed into a proven system."
INVESTMENT & VALUE BREAKDOWN:
TOTAL PROGRAM VALUE: $22,075
Your Investment: $9,999
Your Savings: $12,076 (55% off)
Payment Options:
• Single Payment: $9,999 (Best Value)
• 3-Payment Plan: $3,500 x 3 payments ($10,500)
Exclusivity: Limited to 6 clients per quarter
Commitment: For serious health revolutionaries only
PERFECT FOR:
✅ Healthcare professionals who need evidence-based approaches & advanced protocols
✅ High achievers who demand personalized, data-driven results & refuse to accept "trial-and-error"
✅ Business leaders & executives who understand that health IS wealth & want VIP-level support
✅ Parents who need family-wide solutions & community integration strategies
✅ Individuals with complex health histories who haven't found answers through conventional approaches
✅ Anyone ready to invest seriously in becoming a true Health Anarchist & community leader
READY TO CLAIM YOUR SPOT?
This isn't just a program — it's a complete life transformation system designed for individuals who are ready to become Health Anarchist leaders in their communities.
Step 1: Request Application, download.
Step 2: Complete our qualification questionnaire to ensure mutual fit
Step 3: Email sales@anarchy.health with "PLATINUM APPLICATION" in the subject line
Step 4: Schedule your complimentary 30-minute Platinum Strategy Session
⚠️ Important: Due to the intensive nature of this program, we only accept clients who are fully committed to transformation. This is not a "try it and see" program—this is for people ready to revolutionize their health & become leaders in the Health Anarchist movement.
All sales are final. Investment required upon acceptance.
Ready to begin your journey from "Forever Patient" to Health Sovereign?